Parker Pearson

A big fucking pussy who wants to get an ass kicking..

Man this kid was such a parker.. he thought he was tough as shit but got his ass kicked by wylie

by Parkers Owner May 31, 2004

Sandy Pearl

An invisible object that is created when someone has had the characteristics of a sandy vagina for too long (as sand in an oyster eventually becomes a pearl)

Felicia has been such a bitch this week, she even laid a sandy pearl.

by unome June 8, 2007

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

pearlstone

Person who makes their mother do everything.

Wow, i feel bad for that mom, she's got a house full of pearlstones.

by Pony15 January 15, 2008

pearlwaxing

Performing cunnilingus with attention to the clitoris. Stimulating a woman's clitoris orally.

This guy has mad pearlwaxing skills, he can make girls cum in seconds!

by H34t June 21, 2010

Pearl Arbor Bomb

A variation on the Sake Bomb.

The drink involves a glass of Arbor Mist with two chopsticks placed on top. A shot glass of sake is placed on the chopsticks.

The drinker then yells "Tora Tora Tora!" and then slams the table yelling "Bonzai!" This should knock the shot glass into the glass. At this point the drinker drinks it immediately.

Hey it's Arbor Day, let's do some Pearl Arbor Bombs.

by aznplague September 30, 2012