Craphouse Polio

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.

I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.

by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

glitter poisoning

When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.

1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.

by saucer49 January 14, 2011

Power Position

The position one assumes when squeezing out an uncooperative poo.

Person 1: Dude did those tacos get u last night?
Person 2: Yeah bro i was in the power position all damn night!
Person 1: Ouch

by JoeyLicious1094 August 20, 2011

testicular poison

codie and dustin's orgy.

cody and dustin were fucking until they know later on codie sucked the testicular poison out of him.

by testicular poison January 17, 2018

missionary position trip

Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.

Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.

by YAWA May 4, 2021

Lead Poisoned

Extreme stupidity and inability to critically think. Typically it applies to old people who were exposed to too much leaded gas and lead paint as children, and have now lost the ability to understand second order effects

"My HOA is controlled by a bunch of lead poisoned Boomers"

by InterestedPastaEater August 19, 2022

poison ivy

1. venereal disease

2. a woman with venereal disease

1. I gotta go see the doctor, I dipped my shit in some poison ivy last weekend.

2. Stay away from Pam - she's poison ivy.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008