Ernest Poling

Cute , Nice , Country Boy , Kaitlins Boyfriend , Sweet , Charming , Cuddly , Etc <3

Beka : Omg he is such a ernest poling.

Reba : I know right!

by Southsidethief August 2, 2021

Stop pooping in my spaghetti

Telling someone to stop bullshitting you

-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti

by Dapartywolf November 9, 2021

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022

Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 28, 2022

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

Neo-posing

(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.

Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022