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a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half
you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it
it is used in the making of ice cream sandwhich
ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis
Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis
Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises
Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis
Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises
penis by George Feeny April 25, 2008
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penis
The only good thing about males. It hides in their nether regions and the best specimen are sometimes gifted to entirely the wrong men. Luring out this timid but strong beast takes only a smile and some alcohol. Taming it requires further advanced study, though sometimes they won't let you. Do not detach a penis from its male, and if you see a lonely penis without a home, quickly find King Missile to return it. Penises commonly live in deep forests of hair or on barren patches of supple skin. They are commonly found with their symbiotic companion, balls. Penises should have a diet of fruit and vegetables so to make their ejaculation taste better, but they don't, because their males are dumb and not very giving. Some penises prefer the company of other penises, some prefer the company of a vagina, and some like both. Do not freeze your penis, stick it anywhere it might get hurt, feed it to bears, or feed it after midnight, lest it magically transform into a gremlin.
He was as ugly as sin, with a broke-ass body like wires and jello combined, and his personality could be outmatched by moldy food, but his penis was quite lovely.
penis by anthropolologist October 14, 2010
penis
Why the fuck are you looking up "penis" on the urban dictionary?! Are you the biggest kitten killer in the world?
Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.
Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.
penis by antikittenkiller March 18, 2008
Penis
A penis is the sexual reproductive organ of the male gender. The penis is suppose to be inserted into a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse; however, it can be inserted into the mouth, the anus or the ear of the woman as well.
The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.
A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.
A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff
A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.
A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.
A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff
A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
Some random person: Hey baby, would you allow me to insert my penis into your vagina?
Some random horny female: Okays!(:
Some random horny female: Okays!(:
Penis by CrashCarson July 25, 2011