Definitions by antikittenkiller

penis 

Why the fuck are you looking up "penis" on the urban dictionary?! Are you the biggest kitten killer in the world?

Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.

Pervert: Guess what i did last night?
Friend: Shutup! We all know you fapped your penis!!

penis by antikittenkiller March 18, 2008