Wetter than an otters pocket

More than utterly useless

Focusing on the race ratio in the us navy instead of fixing said us navy is wetter than an otters pocket! We need to be war ready, not focus on shtuyot.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

Ottmans!

A term used to 'shoo' somebody off in an irritable way

'It's time to go to bed now Bethan! Go on! Ottmans!'

by Lettuce-love June 11, 2009

otterwaffle

Somebody that you dislike or pity. Usually swaggots or school peasants. Pity them all.

Person 1: Oh.. do you see that person with the swag shirt?
Person 2: yeah. Poor thing.
Person 1: They are definitely an otterwaffle.

by Castiel's Consulting Timelord May 19, 2014

ottoman standoff

When a developer and a designer refuse to get up and go to the other's desk so instead just sit there and exchange chat messages and graphics to get their job done.

Since the office was so large and both of them had a gigantic lunch and were suffering from food coma, Calvin and Roderic were currently stuck in an Ottoman Standoff

by roderic September 12, 2014

Ottering

When you fuck a girl in the ass while wet so good you fuck her until her body dries then continuing to eat her ass

Last night was so good we were ottering

by Adhloiyt November 16, 2017

otter pop

It's sex and heaven and miracles and awesomeness all blended together and frozen in a tube. Never forget to push out and eat the top part and eat it. If you cut it down the middle you can share it with a friend but who tf would want to share?!?!? The sides cut your mouth but it's all worth it. The juice is one of the best parts, mix blue juice and green juice and it tastes nice.

OTTER POPS ARE MY WILL TO LIVE.

by heckin' August 12, 2018

Otterbox

Using a condom. #WellProtected #SecondChances

Fuckint came like a hose. Good thing I had my otterbox on.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018