Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"

After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005

Barnes and Nobles

any corporate bookstore that contains a starbucks coffee shop.

Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some Choose Your Own Adventure books."

Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by Alice's place?"

Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"

Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was a Starbucks in there."

by alfonsothepirate February 14, 2008

notebook

a portable computer that gets to hot to put on your lap, so it mainly stays off your lap, like on the table or somethin' like that. mostly gaming notebooks

person 1: i just got a gaming notebook today :)
person 2: don't u mean laptop?
person 1: no i can't put it on my lap, it will burn my lap alive while playing a game! especially crysis!
person 2: ya, don't burn yourself now.. XD

by X64-Brendon August 22, 2008

nolte

rocker, biker, homo wishing to suck a small penis

he's a nolte.

by Urbanburban January 13, 2009

Suicide Note

A silent but deadly fart that is delivered immediately before exiting an occupied room.
Bringing to mind the often used suicide note phrase; "I'll be gone before you get this".

"John left an awful suicide note in the kitchen this morning, and I had to open all the windows."

by Smurfpiss October 18, 2008

c note

an acceptable payment for a lapdance or services from a woman-of-low-morales.

matt dropped a c note on his skank after she gave him a qwikie

by Kben October 26, 2005

noles

Shortened form of seminoles. This team is also known as the Miami Hurricane's Bitch.

Only three things in this world are for sure...death, taxes, and the canes whooping the noles

by Skitzo16 June 5, 2005