Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".

Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".

by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016

single

the definition of single, you.

"lol look it's single guy ahahahahah"

by hisoka marrow November 23, 2020

Single as a shingle

When one is single to the extreme and needs to be eaten like a snack while singing "All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies"

Denise is single as a shingle and gets eaten like a pringle

by EatMeLikeAPringle August 30, 2021

A single sycophant

If I have one of these that would be a very bad idea fuck-face don't threaten me.

Hym "The face that no one sees a problem with this should be cause for concern for a lot of you. You only don't because you think it's too good to be you. But do I have a single sycophant? Maybe. Paul? Do I have a single sycophant? I donno."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Single Syndrome

The urge to flirt, fuck, or catch feelings for anyone become unbearably strong in the period right after leaving a relationship

“I wanna f••k him”
“Didn’t you just get out of a relationship? He’s mid ugly too, the single syndrome is real.”

by cardboardbeach September 27, 2023

SINGLE

That moment when you feel alone because you see that all of your friends are 10 times hotter than you. Then you see that each one of them has had a boyfriend/girlfriend and then you cry inside because you realize your going to be single forever because you look like a sewer rat.

IM SINGLE AS FUCK

by Binkybabydsddy October 28, 2019