noise porn

Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder

Noise porn

Yum

by Starchary January 29, 2018

Noods

Typically a group of short akward girls that hang out in school usually look at you until it gets really uncomfortable.

Uhhh fuck here comes the group of noods, they're so akward with their shortness and red hair

by El ayvan May 20, 2018

noisy kisser

A noisy kisser, someone who enjoys groaning into a kiss or sucking on lips, tongue anything they can get their lips on-

Guy: *groaning and sucking on bottom lip*
Girl: *pulling away* you are one noisy kisser-

by Menichi June 25, 2018

(Nods)

(Nods) is somthing said when you have nothing to say in text its like saying ok but evan more confusing and disinterested !

jim: i wnt 2 de clrb lest nite
ava: (Nods)

jim: r u gud bruh
ava: (Nods)
jim: ok
ava: (Nods)
jim: gud buye
ava: bye

by copelily82 =) you got it May 9, 2018

Noods

The word noods means when someone ask somebody (mostly a girl) to send him naked pictures of her self.

Hey girl wanna send me some noods for tonight

by Word explainer March 26, 2018

noise-alert

What you say to others in your vicinity prior to making a loud/shrill sound with the equipment you're working with; the purpose is to avoid startling them by verbally notifying them of the impending noise so that they can momentarily "brace themselves in expectation", plus it gives them a chance to either cover their ears or move further away if they wish.

Tire-shop employee, preparing to re-seat a tire-bead onto the rim: Okay, everybody --- noise-alert! (Tire pops deafeningly but nobody jumps, then they all placidly resume their light conversations while waiting for the wheel to finish being prepared.)

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

noise merchant

A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.

Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are not journalists but simply noise merchants.

by Big Grinder June 18, 2019