85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
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This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
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Most of its employees and media personalities are promoters of LGBT ideology. For example, Raza Rumi is a know cross-dresser and loves to get fucked by two met at the same time.
Murtaza Solangi who used to work for Neo News and is now serving the fascist regime in Pakistan is known for his expertise in sucking multiple cocks simultaneously.
Neo News is also a propaganda arm of the fascist regime currently in control in Pakistan.
Most of its employees and media personalities are promoters of LGBT ideology. For example, Raza Rumi is a know cross-dresser and loves to get fucked by two met at the same time.
Murtaza Solangi who used to work for Neo News and is now serving the fascist regime in Pakistan is known for his expertise in sucking multiple cocks simultaneously.
Neo News is also a propaganda arm of the fascist regime currently in control in Pakistan.
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“Forget it dude, it’s Members Only, that guy is such a Neo-Yuppie”
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