Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court

Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease

by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

gag him

The definition of gag him is to suck there penis

hey lindsay look at that boy he’s cute you should go gag him so he likes you

by ghhhhhgfffy September 20, 2021

Him

He's the one who makes me happy, makes me smile, spends time with me. He's the one who made me a better person, the most beautiful boy I've ever seen in my entire life.
He's the one who wiped my tears when no one did, he's the one who has my heart and no one else. I love him

🗣️"Hey did you saw Yelena today?"
👤"Yea she looks like she's daydreaming about something"
🗣️" I think she's thinking about *HIM*"

by Yelena loves cats October 9, 2022

Hur’s Him

When you’re a politician and a special prosecutor named Robert Hur puts you to a difficult choice: admit you committed a crime or admit you’re not mentally fit to hold office. Similar to a Hobson’s Choice or trying to decide whether to remain a him, or go dominate a sport for her’s.

The lawyer put The Big Guy to a Hur’s Him; he either had to admit he was fit to stand trial or unfit to keep his job.

by ajpolo February 9, 2024

Him

Michael DelToro is Him

Nano and BAs wish they could be Deltoro because he is Him.

by cowsnakeawesome July 28, 2024

Him

AKA god, the motherfucker with the biggest set of nuts in town that is fucking cracked at everything he does. this individual also gets an absurd amount of bitches.

Adis: “Dude did you hear that Nate fucked 17 bitches in one week, and then won the chip?”

Alex: “Yeah bro, Nate is Him”

by AdLad24 April 26, 2025

Schoolboying him

Schoolboy (doing the)

Also: schoolboying him

When you submit your guy/man and tie him to the bed, sit on his face (naked) and make him say the alphabet front to back until you come.

'Ah yeah, last night I was totally schoolboying him until he learned his lesson.'

by Terrible teddy November 25, 2018