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A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(
Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
by Radchu24 February 24, 2021
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real witchu

a string of words used to share present affection and a hope for the future.
by Krkič May 29, 2020
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real frin

A friend that is in freekick frin chat
sok is a real frin
ameer is a real frin
marlos is a real frin
reqam is a real frin

oli is a fake frin
by iAmeer June 11, 2019
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Real knocker

When someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed and chooses to take it out on you or people around you.
Kyle: Oui, did you hear about Mrs.M?
Chase: No, what happened with her
Kyle: Apparently she was being a real knocker
by High school Pimp January 18, 2022
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Real Niggastry

The act of enlightening another person in a positive manner, and keeping it real along the way.

The act of preaching real nigga shit, from a real nigga.
The act of speaking in a way to help someone mentally or speaking straight facts.
Man dude. Can you stop with all this real niggastry.
Everytime we smoke, he always on his real niggastry shit.
Imma real nigga, all I speak is real niggastry.
by xXMrSPADESXx July 1, 2021
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Is this real life?

Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality
Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?

Guy 1: Caught in a landslide

Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
by Flare! April 2, 2020
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Crafti real

HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL.
Crafti real is not real
by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023
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