Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011

Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.

Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"

by pauldonyc October 27, 2011

ava murphy

A tottaly amazing bitch 😂 In the good way. Pretty and has a personality of a flip flop 😂😂

That girl is such a ava murphy

by 11hi11 February 14, 2017

Dirty Murphy

When someone uses a straw to suck a fart out of a hookers asshole

Omg did he just do a dirty murphy? That guy is crazy af

by Gluemonkey April 19, 2018

morph

To transform from one thing to another without any difficulty

"I've had a varied career and morph easily into something new every couple of years."

by Carol L. June 5, 2005

greg murphy

New Zealand born Melbourne based Touring Car driver, claim to fame being 4 Wins at Bathurst but having never won the V8 Supercar title itself. Famously won V8 Round at Pukekohe Park and screamed all the way through the slow-down lap. Enjoyed moderate success in Formula Holden before joining MHRT, taking out Bathurst in 1996 partnering Craig Lowndes. Recently raced for K-Mart Racing, moving now to PWR and will continue to run under number 51.

"That guy who bashed Greg Murphy in his definition probably has a small penis."

by sloanie December 29, 2004

morphine patch

Morphine Transdermal Patch. A medication that is an opioid analgesic (narcotic pain-reliever) in an extended-release patch that is applied to the skin. The medication enters your system through the skin, released slowly and regularly over a period of three days. It is specifically designed for use in management of chronic pain, providing a more constant blood level of the active ingredient than immediate-release formulations.

You got some pain, a Morphine patch will take care of it ;)

by Jon e. C May 1, 2008