Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016

mormon boner

An erection for the anus before marriage and for every orifice after.

Brad: I got that Mormon Boner.
Thad: You two aren’t married. Better get Becky some Depends.

by Johnny1981 September 12, 2021

Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.

I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.

by Handle Deez December 27, 2023

mormon juice

Mormon slang term for water - considering the poor fucks aren't allowed to drink anything else.

"How's it going brother? Wanna nice glass of mormon juice while we play a fun family friendly game of sharades?

by Uncle Mongo December 09, 2021

Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 26, 2024