MING

(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'

MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.

They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.

Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.

NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...

A: Wow, that guy knows everything!

B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.

by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010

sweaty minge

When you're too warm downstairs.
When you're vagina is too hot.
Too much banging leads to a sweaty heaven.

Damn that girl's got a sweaty minge.
Ciara!

by Crissydiva June 14, 2008

mingefuck

A universal word used either as a comeback or an insult.

Catherine: Jordan, that's just not funny.
Jordan: mingefuck.

GiRlyGurLZ: LoLz I hAd Da bEstEst Tym 2dAe LOLZ!
me: mingefuck

by Catherine S May 12, 2006

mingella

the name for the slightly gooey liquid found in and around a lady's thogg. sometimes used to help prevent mouth ulsers.

yeah, you should have seen that girl last night, she had an abundance of mingella, as well as tasting like a key.

by listypoos September 28, 2004

mingeaphobic

someone who is scared of vaginas

"gary was mingeaphobic, everytime he saw one he burst into tears"

by Matthewdavid April 28, 2006

Ming Ming Ming

A word to let people know that no one cares about what they are saying and your not listening

Rowan: my dad always beats me

Jake: I swear rowan everytime you talk all I hear is Ming Ming Ming

by Mazzzzza July 31, 2020

Fat Ming

An unpleasant and offensive adjective, used to describe an unnatractive, and overweight individual.

'FAT MING FAT MING, LARA IS A FAT MING!'

by HmmfCreator June 5, 2009