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mobile invasion

A phenomenon where a game gets a mobile port and suddenly 98% of the people playing it are mobile players
bro 1: I used to love this game, now it is mobile invaded
bro2: we must stop this mobile invasion
by SomeRandomIdk December 10, 2022
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Mobile game devs

People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022
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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
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mobile marketing

Mobile marketing (MB) is an established system that enables the ability to correspond, connect businesses with consumers, and collaborate through smartphones or systems.
There is a need for appropriate planning and assessment when adding mobile marketing to the marketing mix.
by Futurist91 October 10, 2018
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foot mobile

A person who is constantly trying too ride the wave.
Give that foot mobile a surfboard because hes wavy.
Look at that guy he is such a foot mobile.
by cMaJic October 22, 2018
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The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.
My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.
by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017
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Blues Mobile

A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.

Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.

Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.
Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.

5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic

Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!
by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018
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