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Michael Jordan 6-pete

When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.
My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.
by Ben.Tramer95 June 18, 2016
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Michael in a box

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."
I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.
by President Luigi. October 10, 2017
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michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person
Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver
by lilrocketman December 6, 2017
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Michaela

The bestest person in the world. So loyal and trusting. usualy in love with horses.
Michaela is so nice and funny
by Bestestfriendintheworld December 27, 2017
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Michael Chen

Just a stereotypical name for a stereotypical smart asian that fled to america
Teacher: Would Michael chen please raise his hand
5 people's raise their hands
Teacher: the one with glasses
5 of the said people keep their hands up
by Joseph knottwheel May 17, 2018
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Michael jackson

Beautiful kind hearted man who was overlooked and judged. A boy at heart and a GENIUS. Michael is someone who had a humongous heart to share out to the world, and such a wonderful smile that left many speechless. And his talents were wonderful and inspired the world.
-idiot: Michael Jackson is horrible!

-me: If you made grown man cry by preforming then maybe you could place that opinion for yourself ;)
by Themagnificentpickle July 24, 2018
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Michael Clifford

he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
Person 1: Dude, it's Michael Cliff-
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
by therealhalfbloodprincess October 19, 2018
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