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Mexican Chapstick

The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.
While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.
Mexican Chapstick by Venue1590 April 23, 2009
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Mexican Hand Grenade 

When you take a dump into a sock and then throw the sock at a person like a grenade. Usually done after consuming lots of spicy food. Not to be confused with the Mexican Mortar.
Monty ate a lot of Taco Bell today so he decided it was an opportune time to throw a Mexican Hand Grenade at Shane.

Mexican Dumptruck

"Hey Jose, we need another Mexican Dumptruck load of concrete over here."
Mexican Dumptruck by deggy June 11, 2013

Mexican Gravy Train

When multiple men have aggressive anal sex with a girl,

then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
"I would love to give that girl a Mexican Gravy Train, right after taco Tuesday"
Mexican Gravy Train by Sundog_ January 5, 2014

mexican wine 

tecate or modela served with a dash of tabasco, or if it better strikes your fancy a swirl of tapatio. this hint of spice allows the dormant aromas of oak and hickory to emerge from the aluminum can and delight both the aromatic and olfactory senses. the beverage is best paired with a chimichanga from the northern oaxaca region.

as we traversed the rio grande and crossed the border into texas we treated ourselves to a celebratory glass of mexican wine.

Mexican Felecia 

The act of drinking a full bottle of laxative then spraying your partner with 'brown glory' painting a silhouette of them on a wall.
Dude I just drank a 32oz. bottle of anal eruption. I'll be back, I'm gonna give your mom and Mexican Felecia.
Mexican Felecia by Phenomeron October 8, 2010

Mexican Spaceship 

Construction site bathroom, also known as a "blue house" or port-a-john.
The laborer had too many tacos the nite before so he relieved himself in the Mexican Spaceship.
Mexican Spaceship by Boss June 18, 2006