Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.

Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.

by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 26, 2018

Ass Massage Day

Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it

Ass Massage Day is on 24 april

by Urban Dictionary National days April 15, 2019

Velvet Massage

A high-end exclusive sensual massage agency located in Wellington, New Zealand

"Have you been to Velvet Massage before? Bro, those girls are fine as hell"

by Geoff Normie June 4, 2019

verbal massage

it’s when you are trying to calm down an angry person with words

I calmed down the angry golfer with a verbal massage

by YEEHAWWWWW August 4, 2019

YoMa Massage

YoMa Massage
Yoga + Massage

Full body deep tissue massage technique that fuses Eastern & Western Massage Techniques with active and passive yoga stretches.
100% Hands Free
Using weight, balance, and good ergonomics instead of strength to
Working Smarter....not harder.

YoMa Massage:

I just verb the event and jacked my body part....I really need YoMa Massage by Zen Miller

by TheZenInstitute December 8, 2019

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021

Double massage

Giving a back massage while simultaneously massaging your significant others vagina with your penis

I gave Jennifer the double massage of her life last night

by Phillyphan0879 January 20, 2022