white mexican

Spanish Decent,Plain race, No heavy characteristics. Generally brown eyes brown hair milk white complexions to light a thin brown. NON-ORIENTAL EYS,Head hieght twice as long as head width, or also called a full Head, unlike asian whose head hieght is 1.5 to 2 of head width, caucasian is at least head head 2 time larger than head width symmetrical. Blonde are also white even though originally unmix have yellow skin, blue eye, yellow hair, may also have freckles, but anyone other race that has these feature doesn't make you a blonde person, so blondes are called white for simplicity sake as well, THIS IS THE WHITE RACE

White mexican include and european decent If caucasian has oriental eyes they are not really seen as white. If your parents are " brown" or your sibling, chances are your not considered white, have may even consider a white mexican as different ethnicity as you.

by asone2 October 11, 2006

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 February 12, 2008

Mexican Bluetooth

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.

The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.

by michael3737 February 20, 2009

Mexican surprise

The act of pouring a mixture of salsa, sour cream, tomatoes, chili powder, and corn in a prolapsed anus. And then eating said "soup" out of said anus with a other mans penis.

Tom: "hey John, you wanna give Amy a Mexican surprise?"

John: "fuck yeah!"

by P.P Rubbins January 22, 2014

mexican taxi

When more than 1 1/2 times as many people as intended (rounded down) try to fit into a car. example: 5 people in a 3 seat car, 8 people in a 5 seat car, etc.

1: Dude, we crammed 9 people in my Jeep. We did a total Mexican Taxi.

2: Hey, get the fuck outta my car. This aint no mexican taxi.

by Anti January 1, 2005

Mexican Standoff

This is when you go into a public restroom, into a stall and another person comes in and sits in the stall next to you. Neither of you drop a deuce, waiting for the other to drop first. It makes for a sometimes tense situation

Damn... I was just in the men's room and got caught in a mexican standoff. I finally got up and left. I'm going to give it another try in a few minutes.

by Capt. Crapper November 28, 2009

mexican barbwire

broken glass, usually from beer bottles, cemented points up on top of a block or concrete privacy wall.

"I was going to hop Chico's fence last night and take the rims off his Impala, but I got cut up by his Mexican Barbwire."

by R. Brown July 6, 2007