meeter

The same thing as veeter except with men instead of women

Sean: Dude I thought you were just a veeter now I find out your gay too!?

JJ: Yea I know, but I just love meeting!

by The Happy March 17, 2005

meeting gemma

the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"

Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole

---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap

by shlonginator October 14, 2007

have a meeting with yourself

slang for masturbating.

after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.

if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.

by vanessa undressa January 8, 2009

flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.

I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting

by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011

Gibraltar Meeting

Spanish slang for spending extra time in bed on a morning or taking an extended lunch.

Instead of a Spanish employee saying they want to stay in bed or have a 4 hour lunch, they say `I have an important Gibraltar meeting`.

by Earl Grey June 30, 2007

meetup.com

Meetup website for pathetic losers with no lives. Its craiglist in person. 90% of events have the same 20 people like arrogant pricks chris redman and daniel lum who can't meet friends or romantic partners. The organizers are anal retentive obsessive control freaks.

Daniel Lum and Chris Redman are meetup.com addicts because they have no social lives without it.

by shitmeister June 8, 2014

staff meeting

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides

"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"

by Anthony MacNeil January 29, 2007