A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.
The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.
*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.
*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy March 3, 2011
Get the Your mum's watching!mug. the response 4 yr old fuckhards on xbox live send you
me: 360 noscopes kids
4yr old fuckhard: ur maum gae
me: 360 noscopes kids
4yr old fuckhard: ur maum gae
by tthe russians are coming July 16, 2020
Get the Ur MUM GAEmug. Your mum in the ultimate come back for anything that anyone says. It originated back in the 2000's when teenagers found that answering questions was just plain boring, so instead, 'You Mum/Mom' became the lazy excuse for everything.
"Excuse me but what are you doing?"
"Your Mum/mom"
"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Your Mum/mom"
"What is your Mum/mom's name?"
"Your Mum/mom"
"Your Mum/mom"
"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Your Mum/mom"
"What is your Mum/mom's name?"
"Your Mum/mom"
by Dr Experderatis November 10, 2011
Get the Your Mum/Mommug. by owen April 5, 2005
Get the your mum's pussymug. a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.
This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.
Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.
Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.
-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!
- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx
- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!
- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx
- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
by eddy baby July 26, 2006
Get the your mum epicmug. by <insert dead meme May 19, 2018
Get the Ur Mum Gaymug. 