milking a dead rat

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).

1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.

by buches October 9, 2012

milky biscuit

Milky biscuit is a phenomenon that occurs when inserting a malted biscuits up your anus. Post anal sex you remove a milky biscuit.

Adam, that's a milky biscuit in your anus, shall I remove it and make some tea?

by Malty webb March 11, 2017

Milf

Is an acronoym:

Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.

Can also stand for man I love fishing.

I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.

Stifler's mom is a milf. Your mother is also a milf.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Bull Milking

1. The process of capturing semen from male cattle for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2. Sexual stimulation of a male by a partner's hand.

It takes a brave man to be part of a bull milking team.

by Woolburr December 2, 2007

Cookies & MILF

when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.

My best friend's Mom told me to wait in the house for my friend. She gave me Cookies & MILF.

by milfcookies01 November 22, 2011

autrey mill middle school

a middle school where everyone is fucking annoying along with the teachers. basically everyone there juuls/are depressed. everyone’s a hoe and fake also

friend 1: i go to autrey mill middle school

friend 2 : i feel so terrible for you

by saucyyuhh April 24, 2019

Father's Milk

Semen jizz spunk cum protein

Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

by Mr Mong December 2, 2004