muscle midget

A person of short stature who also happens to have an abnormally large and disproportionate muscular build. Muscle midgets are not to be confused with a typical dwarf or little person, but are still much shorter than the average person of their gender. For males, their maximum height is 5'6". Muscle midgets are known to have excessive muscular builds because they are extremely self-conscious of their height, which is also known as a Napoleon complex. The usual traits of a muscle midget include a loud speaking voice, the constant need to be seen or heard, irrational excuses for failures, a total lack of a sense of humor, a desire to dominate others in both social and physical respects, and all around douchebaggery. Because of their abrasive natures, muscle midgets are widely despised by others. They also have tiny dicks and wear too much cologne.

"Why is Jeff so obnoxious and aggressive towards me?"
"Because he's a muscle midget."

by T-Bone508 September 18, 2013

Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

by The Harristonian October 14, 2004

8 midget pounder

you lay on your back and you are completley naked and you get 8 midgets to screw you in the anus.
untill its wideenough to fit all 8 midget penises.

Man that 8 midget pounder was crazy last night i am still crapping pancakes,

by ryansdakslda January 10, 2008

strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

vanilla midget

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.

Eddy + Benoit = VANILLA MIDGETS!

by NashMark March 26, 2005

Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005