Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

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meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

by Williamzmann January 27, 2021

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Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans

John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!

by Creamcheems February 4, 2021

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Melon

A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.

Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."

by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021

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Melonn is the name of some guy who has a YouTube channel of a different name bc he's sensitive about the name??? Sounds dum tbh. They also have tiktok and they are slightly pog.

P1: "Woah bro I have a YouTube but I don't wanna tell you what it is, you know my tiktok tho right?"

P2: "I diagnose you with melonn"

P1: "bruh moment"

Used to call someone kinda pog but also not??

P1: "Am I pog?"
P2: "melonn."

by Melonn_bruv May 4, 2021

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