moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024

Mossy’s Ginnell

The ginnell between New and Old Broad lane where victims are slaid by the grill

Don’t go down there…that’s Mossy’s Ginnell. It stinks of intoxicated, vulnerable, polish clunge

by Thehutch87 April 21, 2024

Moss Eater'd

getting moss eater'd is when youre absolute ass at lying and everyone calls u out on ur lie bc ur so ass at it

P1: Hey what happened to P3??
P2: They got Moss Eater'd hard time!!!
P1: What did P3 do to get Moss Eater'd?
P4: P3 said the earth was donut shaped and that you cant die from starvation
P1: Wow P3 deserved that

by DawnMacaron May 8, 2024

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Moss

A rather unfortunate or arse situation

This is total Moss man

by Idontknowgregg February 10, 2026

Mossing

Slowing down enough to actually be somewhere. Forest bathing, appreciating nature, chilling, taking your time, relaxing, sitting in the park, resting, practicing mindfulness, breathing deeply, taking it all in, connecting with the Earth, the sacred, and the broader web of life

When you say "let's go mossing" your man's response should be "I can't put my finger on how or why but you make so much sense

I don't have plans today, just gonna moss and see what happens

by heyhannah March 2, 2026

Mossee

HAZY AND CRISP.

Being in a warm dreamy state of mind while also feeling mentally sharp and energetic.

Yeahhhhh, I’m feeling mosseeeeee!!

by jake_e__ October 17, 2024