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major bitch

oh my god she's a major bitch! she's on another level of bitchiness!
by jojojojomo August 1, 2016
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morning major

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff
paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"
by pault69 November 4, 2008
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dorkus malorkus

Latin for dork. From the Simpsons when Barts say to Lisa: "You are...as they say in Latin...a dorkus-malorkus."
Who said the dorkus malorkus from General Accounting could come to the party to dork it up? Send them home, they're nerding up a good time.
by JeremyS August 21, 2006
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Maloria

A Playerworld on the game "Graal(A P2P zelda rip off)"

Full of 12 year old corrupt abusive "staff" who ban you for "lagging" into or wall or telling them to fuck off, eat shit and die.

The majority of people who play on it (all) are 12 year old homosexual j3w fuckers who "LOL A TRIAL" at people who don't want to pay for a shit zelda rip off laggy peice of shit game.
Longdon is a h0bbit shagging fucktard who is shit at gfx and also has a website (longdonshobbits.netfirms.com)

"Shockei" is a master of "leet hax" as his website clearly shows (graalhax0r.netfirms.com)
Also a master at sucking off Dr. Pepper bottles

Maloria So shit.
by hitl0rz October 29, 2006
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A Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of three sharps or flats.
A major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
A B C# D E F# G# A
by Levi Morris June 24, 2006
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Malori

(Ma-lor-ee)
Anoter, more unique way, of spelling Mallory.

Also known as Nutsy, Sporky, Weetsie, a cannible, Shorty.

Is generlly short.
Likes soccer. (Somewhat vicious).
And likes to dye her hair and get piercings.
Soccer Game:
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Boy (opposing team playing offence)
Malori (defence of home team)
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Boy checks Malori out. Follows her when she doesn't even have the ball. Creeper.

Malori gets the ball. He runs to her. She deeks around him and "accidentally" knees him in the thigh.

Boy goes off field limping.
by Sneaky Spork May 3, 2009
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dorkus malorkus

Someone who is extremely absent of social graces, so much so that it is fun to watch... might have something to do with the city of Mallorca in Spain.
"My math teacher farted in class again today, she is such a dorkus malorkus."
by SnickersBars4YrButt January 12, 2008
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