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Matthew

Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.
Wow Matthew stop getting so obsessed giulia ur being such a Matthew.
by Mathew Sharpless December 14, 2018
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Matthew

A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.
Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: I don’t know but he looks like a matthew.
by Tirdface April 12, 2019
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Matthew

An all around stand up guy. He is funny and can be pretty stupid at times. Not always charming in his ways but the same can't be said for his looks. He is the life of the party always pumping it up and knows exactly when something is wrong just by looking at the person of interest. He can always solve that problem no matter what lengths he must go to. His sense of humor isn't always the best but nothing gets him down. An example would be, " Well my grandmother died. Oh well I just knew shed kick the bucket soon!". Can be odd at times and like to make people laugh with corny and trashy jokes.
Damn that Matthew kid is dope af.
by Drek and Shronkey May 21, 2018
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Matthew

Has a sexy ass
You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass
by 14432youdontknowme5566 February 13, 2018
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Matthew

A Matthew you, normally shortened as Matt are very funny, cute, and normally has gorgeous brown eyes. A Matthew is a very good friend by always being there and keeping you strong. If you have a Matthew in your life please please do not let him go, because trust me you’ll need him!
Keep Matthew’s in your life!
by e.bar2els4 July 29, 2018
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Matthew

The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.
The class: Oh my effing god, look at Matthew It's disgusting
by -The Awesome Person! October 23, 2017
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Matthew

Matthew, a guy you will learn to love. He can come on as a jerk but eventually he finds his way into your heart. If you know a matthew get to know him, hes the funniest and sexisest guy you will ever meet. If hes your boyfriend dont ever let him go. Matthews go best with girls named: Brandy, Elle, Maya, Sara and Hannah. if a matthew likes you youll know its mostly obvious. IF YOU GET HIM HOLD ON TIGHT AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!! matthews are good at sports and usally have very brown eyes and nice brown hair. Matthews are very very very good kissers and amazing at everything
Girl one: OMFG whos that guy hes so sexy
Girl two: umm have you not met him, thats matthew hes super funny and good at sports everyone loves him
Girl three: Is he single

Girl two: um no last time i checked hes dating Elle or Hannah
by Hejbxhdj May 10, 2018
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