mason jacking

Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.

Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.

by Jackie Mason December 12, 2021

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Mason Nunn

A food loving fridge monster. Constantly asks for surrons and to have a ‘swig’ of your newly bought drink. Begs for crumbs of anything. HE HATES VEGETABLES.

He is such a Mason Nunn, always asking me for stuff.

by ThomasGreen1 July 17, 2023

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mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet

Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme

by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023

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Wm. Mason High School is the birthplace of Duganism, a postmodern neo-antifoundationalist eschatalogic religion that serves to promote the ideals of "not for the left, not for the right, but rather above."

Tony: What did you say your religion was again?
Ben: I'm a Duganist
Sam: Oh, I see, he must be from Mason High School!

by JeffChaucer September 3, 2016

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Mason Dixon Line

The boundary between Maryland and Pennsylvania. A symbolic dividing line between the North and the South before the Civil War. The two surveyors who mapped the line, Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, are the namesake for the imaginary border.

Once you've crossed the Mason Dixon line headed North, you're not likley to find a Waffle House.

by ebradfor November 12, 2005

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