Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 March 23, 2014
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Jay Mack

A local town Gigolo with several sets of children by different women.
(1)Want to go to the club tonight?

Dude, don’t be a Jay Mack

(2)Here is a condom for your date tonight...

I’m pulling a Jay Mack tonight and won’t need one
by Naauao Yeoja April 22, 2021
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Mack Duprey

Total bum, loves slab asses, and firefighters. Loves black penis and loves getting farted on while she giving head.
Wow! I think I saw Mack Duprey at the cousin fucking ranch last night, what a BONER!
by bungoleTickler6969 October 22, 2019
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mack Marx

fucks Alex d every night
I mack Marx Alex d
by mjiggles77777 May 23, 2022
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Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.
Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!
by bruh_moment_mack April 05, 2021
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Minor Macking

The act of an older male Macking, hooking up or getting with a girl who is much younger then him, Usually this occurs in high school with older guys and is usually a particular senior who choose to go for freshmen and violate the two year rule.
Mackafreshmen is the king of Minor Macking there he goes macking another freshmen.. holy shit thats the 50th time this year when are these girls going to learn?...IDK
by Mackaminor June 25, 2010
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Finger Macking

Finger Macking is when an individual uses their fingers to interact in a flirtatus mannor through keyboards, letters, and sign language.
I am not gonna go to the bar because I got this finger macking on lock
by Wherethewildkinzare September 22, 2015
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