Lounge Lizard

an inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family, lays around that couch all day and does absolutely nothing to contribute to the household. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, neglect children, and are mean to their boyfriends five year olds.

Nick: “Hey mom, can my girlfriend move in with us? I’ve known her for a month and a half and she’s really nice”

Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.

My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.

by Asian Man Tunes March 4, 2024

Krusty Lizard Sand

Dry krusty lizard cum

Austin G. M is Krusty Lizard Sand at Roblox

by @RobloxOfficial July 25, 2024

Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.

She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024

Pink Lizard Killed An Iterator

Something that can be defined as "perseverance."

"Pink Lizard Killed An Iterator is perseverance."

by Rivulet Moon March 31, 2025

Lizard Face

A term sometimes used to deride a woman, most commonly a celebrity. Often used by women in response to their husbands or partners daring to suggest (or even think) said woman is attractive.

Fanny: “What movie did you boys choose?”
Jock: “The Wolf of Wall Street”
Fanny: “I’m not fucking watching that lizard face whore get her fish box out”
Jock: “But, I like…”
Fanny: “She stinks like sardines”
Raymond: “Geez, give Jock a break…”
Fanny: “You can shut the fuck up too with your crush on that geriatric lizard faced Aliens bitch!”

by Muzzlenz July 17, 2024

Lizard

A person who is sketch

You're a llizard

by Stephen \ May 27, 2015

Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.

1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"

by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021