Shiny lizard 

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

Shiny lizard by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind

Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter

Blind lizard by Matterlizard September 14, 2025

E Lizard

An internet lot lizard, or a women that sits in discord and tries to date, and or sleep with truckers.

That women is a E lizard, she is sliding in all the truck drivers DM's

E Lizard by RayTheTrucker February 26, 2026

Jizz Lizard

When you are on facetime with a friend an you see a person getting their ass eaten out and you scream “WHAT THE JIZZ LIZARD” as a tall european man takes action on your friends friend

Oh my God you would not believe what happened to me last night I watched Daniel Jizz Lizard some latina in a hotel last night.

Jizz Lizard by RandyTecate March 31, 2026

Vacuuming the lizard 

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

Vacuuming the lizard by Spambo April 1, 2009

Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.

Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard

Screaming at the Lizard by Gussgussv October 23, 2011

Yank the Lizard 

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.

Masturbation, Yank The Lizard

Yank the Lizard by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017