Knifey-Spooney

A stupid Australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like Americans and dicks) and one person pulls out a spoon. The first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.

"Lets play knifey-spooney." Everyone pulls out their knives, except Steve, he pulls out a spoon.

"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.

by Hyde.Jykl June 28, 2016

knifepoint

It's the top of knife's razor

This knifepoint is blunted.

by prodigyfromhood March 16, 2017

knifebrew

When you make soup but want it to become more edgy, and decide to add razorblades and rusty knives.

oh man, I need some attention. I think I am going to make myself a knifebrew

by Rank Dank man September 21, 2017

knifesale

Some stupid shit Bogan Aussies hash tag.

Oi mate, thaz noice #knifesale.

by Long story short May 23, 2018

Knife happy

Someone who is always getting or wanting unnecessary surgery.

Virgil is getting his appendix taken out as a preventative measure, he must be knife happy.

by warewolf56 June 14, 2018

Knife hoe

A girl who has a strange obsession with knifes usually for the ascetics. This could be a sub category of art hoe depending on the person.

“Yeah I am a knife hoe but just for the ascetics I don’t like the big scary knifes”

by The machine that runs on vodka September 10, 2018

Knife in Lemon

The greatest tragedy to befall America in recent history

Yo, Knife in Lemon was so sad. Alexa, Play Despacito

by Stephan Roberto September 11, 2018