Definitions by Hyde.Jykl
Knifey-Spooney
A stupid Australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like Americans and dicks) and one person pulls out a spoon. The first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.
"Lets play knifey-spooney." Everyone pulls out their knives, except Steve, he pulls out a spoon.
"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.
"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.
Knifey-Spooney by Hyde.Jykl June 28, 2016