Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.

Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

by Scorp130n May 20, 2013

Keyboard Theory

When suddenly everybody wants to play with a toy or item (like a keyboard) that has been buried under the bed or tucked away in a closet for years.

Raul: I found this keyboard under the bed. I'm gonna learn how to play the Star Wars theme on it.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

KEYBONICS

bad typing, spelling, or abbreviation online and on Smart phones

"Can you write that again? I don't speak keybonics."

by Triston212 September 2, 2013

Keyboard Operator

Someone who's Job involves solely pushing buttons on a Keyboard.

'Hanif has been promoted to a grade two Keyboard Operator'

by Andos29 October 22, 2013

keybodasm

Keybodasm (kē-bō-dăs-ŭm)

v. The act of actively smashing one's head onto one's keyboard.

n. The event of having one's head smashed onto a keyboard.

I had a minor keybodasm.

by TheKeybodasm November 3, 2013

Keyboarding

The act of ones ejaculant hitting the keyboard during masturbation.

"I ended keyboarding after the date ended so badly and got it everywhere"

by CokeCowboy June 10, 2014

keyboard of shame

Keyboard of shame is any iOS app that has not been updated to support iOS 7 and still uses the old interface style.

There are a lot of apps, such as Trainyard, still on the store, some of them suffering from app rot have the keyboard of shame.

by Klaser February 28, 2014