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kentucky thumb

The ungratifying sexual action of plugging the female genitals with a thumb to stop bleeding.

Came about when Kentucky Ballistics, the Pro-Gun Youtuber, had an accident in which his firearm exploded and lacerated his jugular to which Mr. Kentucky then plugged his otherwise fatal accident with his thumb.
Her: "Babe I'm on my period"
Him: "I'll just Kentucky thumb it I guess..."
by ExecutionerDan May 20, 2021
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The Kentucky Thumb

When you shove your thumb so far up you significant others vaginal cavity they will no longer have a menstrual cycle for a minimum of 6 months
Friend:Hey I heard you gave the Mrs. The Kentucky Thumb

Response:Yeah we'll be good for half a year
by The Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
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kentucky fish fry

when one receives head on a boat (aka boat head) from a cousin or closer relation and then releases their man juice into a fish's mouth. The fish is then fried and fed to the "blower."
Jethro: Hey Cletus, I just got back from the bayou fishin for catfish and did a bit of the ol' kentucky fish fry. My sis, billy jo, loved it!
Cletus: thats super neato my fellow southerner....I got to talk to mom about that one!
by josh clancy January 1, 2008
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Lexington, Kentucky

Shithole of a city that was once known for beautiful horse farms and still tries to perpetuate that myth. Most of these have now become strip malls and large box stores. Second largest city in a tobacco state has a prohibitive smoking ban which includes bars. Asshole city council full of illiterate liberal democrats which has also made it damn near impossible to even start a private club. USED to have a decent basketball team, but now even that sucks ass. If you're hard up enough to want to move to KY, try Louisville instead.
Yo dude ... can't even smoke in a bar in Lexington, Kentucky. Good place for ugly ass strip malls and crappy new subdivisions full of shitty houses with no yards.
by MDog221 July 17, 2006
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Kentucky Jack in the Box

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.
Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!
by JerJax December 9, 2008
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kentucky

As someone who lives there, I think I can safely post this up...

Kentucky (KY) is a quaint little state which has only 8 electoral votes, its largest cities being Louisville and Lexington. It is a state chock full of Christian rednecks, but like all places, it has its good people and its bad people ... I just happen to live with most of the bad people...
I'm moving the HELL out of Kentucky once I'm out of college...
by Kharivas November 5, 2004
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Kentucky Bluegrass

1.The blue pubes of a Kentuckian.
Honey, that kentucky bluegrass was a much better decision than shaving!
by countryboycansurvive March 24, 2009
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