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Kneecapitated 

1.) To cut someone's legs out from under them at the knees, usually with a bladed weapon (e.g. knives, swords).

2.) Clotheslined at the knees.


1.) I was doing just fine until he kneecapitated me, and I couldn't move.

2.) I didn't see that rope, and it kneecapitated me into the ground.
Kneecapitated by Aethreal October 17, 2008

Keeshy Bomb 

For girls only, you tie a male partner down on a bed, and whilst they remain there, you jump off of a trampoline up into the air aiming to land on their erect penis
Tomorrow im going to give him a keeshy bomb

Knee Hugger 

The act of taking a shit that is so painful that you literally hug your knees and pray to god the shit will end.
Man 1: "Oh god i have to go drop a deuce. it feels like its gonna be a knee hugger."

Man 2: "Good luck man. i know you'll pull through."

Man3: "Just don't plug up the turlet."
Knee Hugger by Ezekial Smith February 4, 2012

Harder than a goats knee 

1> Donegal slang for something so complex it is only to be reffered to a goats knee, pressumibly because they are quite hard.

OR

2> Used as a phrase to describe something/someone or how they make you feel.
1:- Jeekers boys, that Hendrix riff is Harder than a goats knee!

2:- Jaime: Jesus Richard, your sister gets me

*Pétur and Jaime in unison*

HARDER THAN A GOATS KNEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA AHA No put seriously, we've spit roasted her.

horn knee 

Adjective - A phrase that describes when one is acting as if they had a horn in their knee. One who is "horn knee" is being whiny and unpleasant.
Guy: Hey, how's it going?
Girl: Fuck you, creep.
Guy: Jesus Christ, somebody's horn knee or something!!!
Girl: ...O...Kay...

knee knocker 

A term, which came about in the 1800's, however became popular with soldiers in the Second World War.

A knee knocker is a specific act of casual sex, usually performed in an alley beside or behind a pub/bar/tavern.

The act is performed standing up, with the woman secured against a wall with a combination of the mans upper body and holding her buttocks. The womans legs, usually wrapped around his waist.

This unusual position, whilst having sex results in the knees of the male regularly knocking together (often with some force), hence the term.

Also refer to the term 'knee trembler'.

Grandfather: "Whats the name of that young lady you went to the movies with last night?"
Grandson: "Michelle."
Grandfather: "Arrgh, I met a girl when I was serving in France, called Michelle. We had a knee knocker behind a cafe in Rennes."
knee knocker by Bucko_NZ November 28, 2007