JOHAN

A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.

a)Help me I got JOHAN. Doctor: you have 20min left to live.
b) Garbage

by Lučka March 18, 2022

Johann

A tiny little man with a tiny little plan. This little guy lives inside a mushroom house, he rides a big to work, he puts a raindrop in a little acorn shell to make stew. Johann is just a little guy

You ever met Johann? The little guy that lives down in the marsh?

Yeah! He’s such a great little dude

by Belvis Parsley March 18, 2022

Johannis

Johannis is a very stupid sexist lay who is irritating and hits men in their knees. She cares for her girl friends but hits and harasses her boy friends.

Man 1: Dude i just met a Johannis
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.

by she, he and milton March 25, 2022

Jógvan Jón

a faroese term for perfection.

"I want to be like you! You are Jógvan Jón!"

by kaptialkræsini March 31, 2022

Jógvan Jón

Jógvan Jón is a old faroese mening for perfection.

"I want to be like you! You are Jógvan Jón!"

by kaptialkræsini March 31, 2022

Johanny

Johanny is a Dominican name and is usually a girl with an amazing body and is beautiful and sweet and is the best thing you’ll have in your life and will always be there for you when you need it and gives amazing advice<3

Teacher taking attendance-Johnny
Johanny- it’s not Johnny it’s Johanny

by Sunshine4liferss April 2, 2022

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022