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jared from subwayed

to give a kid a foot long
did you hear about tony
no
he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed
jared from subwayed by dickstorm November 18, 2015
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Jaroszewski 

Surname of a group of Polish men with huge penises.
He's huge, he must be of Jaroszewski decent.
Jaroszewski by irhythems July 1, 2009
Is a fly Mexican kid who is a scammer and rocks a bunch of designers.
Gee look at Jarette, I wish I could be like himone day
jarette by JJGotti May 26, 2017
A Jarch is when you are playing video games and you bask in your glorious kill by tea bagging so hard that your fallen opponent can taste your unborn children.
That kid was such a noob trying to kill me with a shotgun. I killed him and gave him the Jarch over and over and over again until he rage quit the game.
Jarch by Anaconda Wanda June 19, 2017
"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"
A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down
Man, I'm in a jam, who could I call to help me finish off this six pack? Jarrod bro, hes the shit

Jarrod, you're the shit
Jarrod by the great chancho February 24, 2010