Jade Monkey

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"

Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.

by M1STY January 13, 2008

Jaden

Original auther of theSTORY and theBEAR. Old school lame azz quaker who still goes around trying to find servers for quake 1 games in post 2000 America. His capacity for sickness is unparalleled.

Jaden wrote theSTORY, that is one sick mofo.

by stinky wizzleteeth May 19, 2004

Jadealia

Seductive wolfess, who eventually split into two parts, (good) Jadealia Lightning Diamond and (evil) Indigo Wolf.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

jadeakiss

The hottest and chick ever on JTV! Moonboots also has a Jadeakiss pillow!

Jadeakiss

by iamjtv December 27, 2009

Jade

A gemstone. A type of plant. A popular girls name. Usually Jades are sensitive and very in touch with their emotions. Very feminine but not afraid to stand up for what they believe in or what they think is right. Jades are very dedicated and commited to their friends. Will always love and trust until they are shown proof to do otherwise. Jades are almost always in a good mood, happy and goofy. Jades have open hearts and open their homes to help others who are in need. Jades are very sexual beings and give their all into pleasing their partner. Jades are very monogamous. Excellent kisser. Very pretty with either bright green or beautiful blue eyes. Light blond or light brown hair.

The bracelet was carved out of Jade. Honey, will you please water the Jade? What do you want to do tonight? Oh, I don't know, let's call Jade! She'll think of something fun!

by wow79 February 3, 2010

Jade

Jade is a bed wetting slut with an uncontrollable addiction to Pokémon go.

Jade needs to get a life

by Bin chickens have rights too October 22, 2019

Jadene

Is a short girl but don’t worry good things come in small packages, she is fun to be around and is smart but not a nerd. She is very chatty and loves telling stories, make sure you listen to her stories otherwise she will not be impressed. Both boys and girls love her boobs, they were built for motorboating. She is a world class sister and always hangs out with really awesome people. One of the nicest people you will meet and has crazy eyebrows that seem to have a mind of their own.

You felt Jadene's boobs? They looked pretty good, are they real?

Are they built for speed or comfort?

What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

You motorboating son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

by grumpdwarf June 8, 2010