Skiing

Standing on flattened sticks falling rapidly at a downward angle.

When you fell down the stairs you were practically skiing!

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

ski mogul

Ski mogul in french = une bosse.
Replacement for the slang term 'boss'.

He looked so ski mogul making big jumps off the ski moguls.
She was such a ŠKÎ MÕGŪŁ texting in fancy accents.

by A ski mogul. April 20, 2012

Ski-Douche

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.

That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.

by OldCola September 2, 2015

speed skiing

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.

"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"

by yom tang April 9, 2013

Geilchin Ski

When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!

"Last night I plowed a ho and she looked like Geilchin Ski"
"Last night I pulled a Geilchin Ski"

by Slogina September 14, 2006

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

It’s ski

Synonym for “over”, it’s not gonna happen.

My boss tried to get me to come in early, it was ski as hell.

1: Can I use your car bro?

2: it’s ski

by 314L March 11, 2019