I just messed up that mix totally, what a self par.
Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.
by block rocker February 25, 2010
When a man uses the excuse that he can't socialise with his friends because he has (or intends to make) arrangements with his partner already.
Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
by Torched_ May 18, 2009
1-An act commonly used by not-so-normal-people to gain pity.
2-An act used by religious groups to wage war against other religious groups.
2-An act used by religious groups to wage war against other religious groups.
by Puntoni January 21, 2018
When you deny your own actual experience and lie to yourself to convince yourself that something you actually know in your heart of hearts to be true, ISN'T actually true.
Jenny self-gaslights because she has convinced herself that the guy who has cheated on her twice will not cheat again even though he texts other women and is still very active on dating apps.
by Advanced Bitches June 27, 2020
Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."
Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009
Used to describe a person who self congratulates infront of a group of others in the hopes he will raise his social ranking. In most cases, the self pat is detected and the social ranking of the individual may decrease due to their arogant behaviour.
A self patter is described as someone sends an email to a group of coworkers saying, "Hi guys, I just spent the past two hours working out the bugs in our SQL database; it was really really difficult. Rest assured, i've fixed the issue."
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
by BMWM3 August 06, 2010
Self glorification is a term referring to the telling of a Harsh But True that glorifies the storyteller. It is the origin of the concept of the self call. The term is specific to the Tabard, a social organization at Dartmouth College.
Towelie: "So there I was, in my mom's house, in my old room with all my old Milli Vanilli posters, getting a blowjob from this fiiiiine honey, and smoking a blunt, when..."
The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"
The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"
by Towelie of the Tabard September 06, 2007