Homo-sensei

An open homosexual (or gay person) who takes on the responsibility of answering a new gay or questioning person's questions about GLBT related topics. Derived from the japanese word 'sensei' meaning 'teacher'.

GUY 1: "Dude, I didn't know they were friends."
GUY 2: "They weren't, until the older one became the younger one's homo-sensei."

by Nobody 08 April 11, 2009

Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.

Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!

by Something Forgotten February 26, 2009

Nasty Homo

A nasty homo is a homosexual who tells of their explicit homo events in the bedroom without asking if anyone would like to hear.

Zack: I totally love to swallow cum. It is my favorite drink.
Everyone in the world: Ew, Zack, that's fucking disgusting.
Allen: (What a nasty homo.)

by 2nd period IB english class January 20, 2009

Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.

The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.

by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009

half-homo

The act of being attracted to the same sex and the opposite.

Erica: Did we make out last night?
Marissa: Yes. But we were drunk totally "no homo".
Erica: Actually we are half-homo.

by halfhomogirl July 20, 2012

Homo Depot

Pseudonym given to Home Depot after it was learned that they openly supported and attended both the 2010 Southern Maine Pride Festival and the 2010 Boston Gay Pride Festival amongst others in the name of "cultural diversity".

Yo Steve, if you can find the time to stop baking cheese tarts in the kitchen, perhaps we can jump on our scooter and pop on into our local Homo Depot and cruise the plumbing lanes for some potentially hard pipe.

by Endangered White Male October 27, 2010

Sixpack Homo

Usually a college boy who only needs a sixpack of beer to get him comfortable with the idea of blowing or banging a dude.

Gay Guy -"I wanna bang that dude"
Friend- "He looks like a sixpack homo"
Gay Guy -"I know, cheap date"

by Rubymmmmgood March 4, 2009