baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

dick handle

It's the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a dick and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.

If I touch that dick handle, I may as well just grab every guy's junk in the place.

by J. Hoy April 1, 2008

Oklahoma Handle Bar

The act of stretching your half erect penis as a handle bar moustache on someone, i.e.: your lover or friend, over their upper lip, and taking a picture with your phone then sending it to said person.
You may also show friends, if you manage to get away with this act.

"Dude, look at this!"
"Is that your dick?"
"Yep, I totally gave my girlfriend an Oklahoma Handle Bar last night."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 16, 2017

Bucket handle

--The drooping of a girls belly that hangs so low that she has to pull it up to find her flowery area. -- The front of a girls belly that hangs so low that you have to grab it and pick it up like you are carrying her feed bag. And this has to be lifted before you can find her genital area. The underside of the bucket handle usually has a distinguished smell and a moldy film like a slippery rock.

--Damn I don't think that Jeremiah should lift Supanek's bucket handle the smell under there will knock him out.
--Did you see That's sister her bucket handle must make it difficult for him to go down on her.

by 707shady February 12, 2018

Too Hot to Handle

Caught in the crossfire, warnin' fight
Legends make or break game
Swept up by the rolling waves of the night
The paper chase for fame
I was too, too hot, baby
Too hot to handle
Yeah, I was too, too hot
Too hot to handle
Wink of an eye, the feelings ran high
A real rock and roll molest
But I ain't no romance
And I ain't no slow chance
Won't get no quick change
*and I'm too, too hot, baby

Too hot to handle
Yeah, I'm too, too hot, baby
Too hot to handle

Sha la la la, roll you over
Turn you around and do it again
Sha la la la, keep on coming
Do it once but never the same

I'm in your town, won't fool around
I'll make some action stick
Just like the story says, these boys are bad
So keep out of shootin' range

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

Haelim

(n.) 1. an Asian deity that occasionally takes human form. While in human form, this deity is a merry-day prankster that walks the street saying, "Merry Christmas Kimchi," bowing and nodding to all who pass.

2. something that smells slightly like vinegar and industrial machinery used in coal mines.

(v.) to make love with gray mini-wolves while wearing traditional Korean dress. and holding a flaming sceptre.

n.) 1. "Oh my god! Hide! The Haelim has entered Arkansas.

2. Ugh, what's that smell?! Did a Haelim die in the air ducts?

(v.) I went to Home Depot, and I really had to restrain myself from making Haelim love with the mini-wolf working there.
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by Winspoo2 May 4, 2009

haelea

A perfect person, although a goody two shoes, she parties hard

everyone wants to be a haelea

by haelea June 11, 2016