Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.

“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”

by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023

hadleston

Hadleston is swag hadleston is hadleston we love hadleston; yes I’m talking to you ms dees nuts

Hadleston is so annoying god I hate her

by Csectionswag November 2, 2022

Handlebar

THE LOVLEY HANLDEBAR, I LOVE LOVE LOVE, TOMMY SHAVE AGAIN. HANDLEBAR 4

Hey dude shave
Ok

*takes picture of him shaving and handlebar 4 comes out*

by HANLDEBARLOVER December 2, 2022

handlebar twist

When you are sucking on a dick and using both hands in a twisting motion

Yeah Steph hit me with that handlebar twist last night

by Alan Shaft August 12, 2024

handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)

The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.

by Wild Bob September 27, 2023

handnesia

Handnesia is when you owe a guy money, but you give him a handjob instead of paying him, so he "forgets" you haven't paid him

Didn't Kill owe you $40?
Yeah, but she gave me a handjob the other night and now I don't want to ask her for it because she'll think I'm cheap.
She got you with the old handnesia trick

by Your fav yogurt throat puncher November 6, 2023

handle socket

A space perfectly shaped to fit a penis, as like a handle it is also a grabable object.

"Man, she was crazy last night, she was like a handle socket, made just for me"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"

by Airtite Yendor January 6, 2024