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Christine: hello father jon

Father jon: hello Christine

Christine: can I give you a handjon father jon

Father jon: yes Christine

Christine: meet me behind the church after reception

Father jon: ok Christine

*After reception*

*Moaning*

Christine: oh fuck father jon... Ahhh ahhh fuckknk

Father jon: fuck Christine you feel amazing rn

Christine: ah father jon~~ give me a facial pls

Father Jon: yes Christine ~

Christine: oh father fuck~~
by Ace_themenace September 25, 2022
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Hand job

when a guy rubs is pecker fr pleasure
by gorge May 25, 2003
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handlobraes

A method of turning a motorcycle, refers to counter steering.
Handlobrasing is essential when turning a motorized bike at high speeds.
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
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handlobraes

The ability of a car to run circles around other cars.
by Anonymous June 1, 2003
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Detroit Hand Job

While a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, in the last moments right before ejaculation.
The lady, gently cups the testicles of her gentleman friend with her left hand and then with much force,
punches his scrotum with her right fist at the moment of climax. Timing is everything.
The resulting painful pleasure, is the Detroit Hand Job.
She finished me off with a Detroit Hand Job!
by Supersexyrobot September 15, 2013
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HANDLOBRAES

you want the truth? you can't handlobraes the truth!!
by also nadrag June 1, 2003
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handlobraes

The act of drifting your car in way that is too fast, too furious.
My car handlobraes better than yours.
by vtac June 9, 2003
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