hachicacock

1.a prson with a small dick
mostly with the names tristin,preston,brandon,garret,jordan, and, elijah
2.an asshole(boys)

oh my god. he is a hachicacock!!!!

by hoeface_skankbug February 28, 2009

hapchance

an event that occurs purely by chance. Also called hapstance.

Meseems my marriage to that girl was a mere hapchance.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

Hanching

Fisting a girl until she weeps

I gave that girl a good hanching the other day

by kingoling April 21, 2011

hachet fairy

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.

hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse

by weeweepoopoo August 26, 2011

haschmammmmered

Term used by East Coast yuppies to describe a state of total and undeniable inebriation, usually induced by abnormal combinations of beverages.

“OMG!!! We spent 4 hours drinking mimosas at brunch and then we went to the bar for $2 vodka rails, and THEN we decided that it would be a good idea to go to the club down the street and play flip-cup for a few hours. I swear that we were totally haschmammmmered!”

by Ol' Dirty Barrister November 22, 2011

haschkuk

When you like to smoke ze hasch you get ze haschkuk

Den där Henri asså moset på grädden, jag har hört att han har en riktig haschkuk asså fyfan.

by Klas kent August 31, 2013

Harchint

Classy and Funny Indian. Super Hot and so much SWAG, nobody can resist him. Super smart. Someone not afraid to make a fool out of himself, but pretty awesome indeed.

Dude Harchint was So Funny today!

by jamesfox24 December 17, 2013