Guiderised

To be absolutely pounded by a Guido causing instant pleasure and the inability to walk properly for a week.

God damn, she looks like she’s absolutely Guiderised!!!

by The Difficult One! June 13, 2019

Price Guide

A guide that informs newbs, that dont know much about D2, how much items are worth

ishb00: COOL JOO found an arachnid mesh? Trade that for 1 290
A.Bush: OK!!!
b0r r0x0r: 1 290 LOL!!!111 your so nub

by A.Bush March 27, 2004

Chin-Guido

A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.

This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.

Yo man, you see that fist pumpin' Chin-Guido over there rappin' to your girl?

by Panada Express March 22, 2010

The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal

Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"

by mjb15 January 23, 2011

underground guidance counselor

When you a student in high school handout free condoms and possibly literature about safe sex. However the expense is actually being paid by the guidance counsel office (who would get in trouble if they were to hand out free condoms and possibly literature on lgbtttq safe sex).

“I was a underground guidance counselor in high school” said Shelby.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.

by Sprite28 November 4, 2018

Filho da Guida

Commonly known in Portugal as "son of a whore", it comes from a Portuguese rapper whose mom is an actual whore.

O Manu é filho da Guida.

by fitz00000000000 June 1, 2019

guidette

an Italian-American woman (the female counterpart to a Guido) usually seen with long dark-colored hair or perhaps bleach blonde, wearing tight clothing these females are fond of leopard print, or any other print for that matter usually wears a lot of make-up and bronzer,these women are known to get their nails done regularly and go tanning, now, a Guidette can be very stylish,and classy,but some of the lower class ones can be dirty whores just like any woman,so right off the bat a guidette doesn't have to be a whore or cheap, you just need to find a classy one and your good, (oh and guidettes love their high heels/stilettos)

snooki from jersey shore,me, jwoww from jersey shore,sammi from jersey shore,the girls olivia and trish from jerseylicious, are all guidettes

by a guidette. October 20, 2010