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side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006
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gobbler

A subspecies of man whom has atleast three chins, resulting in more chins then brain cells. AKA the Gobbler
Anyone of random supervisors with multiple chins known as the gobbler
by notgonnadoit December 29, 2009
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turkey gobble

Whenever a man shoves his balls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered... "No, I haven't seen a turkey gobble."
"Hey, ever seen a turkey gobble?"
by Innocent Bystander June 18, 2003
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Fart Gobbler

A person who eats another person's farts or
and extreme a*hole
Tod showed me how useful Fart Gobbling is, before introducing me to Anal!

Larry pushed his mom out of a moving car because she ate one of his McNuggets. He is such a fart gobbler.
by Wayway0331 March 10, 2009
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Gribble

Two main definitions:

1. A male of poor pullling ability who resorts to clinging to any female that fails to have the power or grace to tell him where to go. Usually seen after large consumption of alcohol. This male is usually ignored in a manner expected of parasites and can cause much amusement to his piss-taking mates.

2. A member of a male clan fails to attend 'boys night' through "gribbling". This is due to being 'loved up' or as part of the continued mission of "keeping the misses happy".
"Look at Sam, he's gribbling again. He won't let the minger go!"
by Don juan January 11, 2004
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gobble gobble

a warning one girl gives to another when her nipples get hard.
A breeze blows by sally who isnt wearing a bra.

Friend: Sally, Gobble Gobble!
by alliSINFUL March 22, 2005
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hobble gobbler

One who takes the head of a fish and shoves it up their ass and screams the word nigger baby at the top of their lungs.
by DTS57 July 1, 2011
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