Goose cream soap
Goose Cream Soap (noun)
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Goose cream soap by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
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