goochery

a religion that started from the word guch.

WHITE MALE:I am goochery now.
WHITE MALE2:I converted to goochery in prison.
WHITE MALE3: I need to get goochitized.

by ch4drock December 12, 2008

gooch

Means cool. It can also mean sexy, depending on one's tone of voice.

"Yo, check out my PS3! That shit is mad gooch."
"Ooh, Vida'new sex pics are mad gooch."

by _GreenMaverick_ January 21, 2007

Goocher

The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.

Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."

by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011

gooch

the flabby bit of skin between the nootsack and butthole
tends to get very very sweaty on hot humid days

(on a hot humid summer day) JESUS CHRIST..my gooch is so sweaty it could hydrate a third world country

yeaaa bitch lick mah gooch

by yeaaa August 2, 2006

gooch rott

a males gooch's crust

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Big Benny Gooch

This is the worst definition i've ever seen, this insults the real benny because it is a short ass definition and a shitty one at that. BEN U ARE THE MAN-keep on living the gonger

Ye ye ben u want a large farva?

by The real k-dog November 22, 2004

Gooch Punch

A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice

That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.

A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.

by dßoý October 28, 2010